It's Frog Tote Bag

There are no rules that say it cannot be frog.

 * Black ink on white cotton canvas 
 * Cool Arcane Bullshit embroidered tag 
 * 26″ handles. 
 * 7″ bottom gusset. 
 * 20″W × 17.5″H × 7″D 

Arcane Bullshit is an absurd designer of chaotic objects.