The Snark Handbook: Sex Edition

Here are sharply witty personal observations, jokes, quotations, he-said-she-said snarks, and much more. A taste of what’s to come:

     • “I’d like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he’s working on now.”-George Carlin
     • “We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.”-Lily Tomlin
     • “Bigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”-Oscar Wilde